[Feel sorry for HK, man. He still can't really control his damn NV very well, so you're getting a random diagnostic log sent over the network. Stupid obsolete hardware!]

SYSTEM ERROR

Virus Detected In Hardware Designated Siren's Port NV.

Maintenance Required in my pants.

[FYI, he hates you all.]

[HK-47 is still very upset after this morning's news feed. After all, how upset would you be if you were a superior construct, and you only managed to shoot thirteen people? That is an insult to his programming! Something must be done.]

Statement: Tiny master, I require a word with you.

[It's a fine day today, isn't is, Siren's Port? So fine, in fact, that someone seems to have decided to take a video recording of the place... from the baseball field? There's also some strange whining noises as the picture moves back and forth, as well as some beeps that the tech savvy would recognize as diagnostic beeps. After a moment, the ( Read more... )